Some people may ask why the chat room is named after Morse Park:
I answer:
Because Morse Park is multi-functional (sports facilities), most friendly to the people (under the Lion Rock),
relatively grassroots (near Wong Tai Sin, Lok Fu, Kowloon City, Tung Tau Village, etc.),
The most apolitical (compared to Victoria Park), it is also the most peaceful and non-controversial,
a large park that brings joy to the public.
Isn't it very similar to S&B?
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Merlin replied at 30-5-2024 13:06
Dallas do you not speak Cantonese then? That's kind of reassuring because I thought I might be the ...
Non-Cantonese speaker, from abroad like you.
But I really don't think you should worry too much about the language barrier. After all, if you do make it into the club, at most events you will still be the only non-local. I've been in the club for about 1.5 years (most of the time as the only non-native Cantonese speaker), but everyone is very welcoming regardless. There will often be times when conversations happen and you won't understand, but someone will usually explain to you after (I'm quite used to this from work and other scenarios).
Anyways, don't worry about it too much. And any Cantonese that you can show off will be greatly appreciated
Hey all, hope all enjoying your start of the weekend! To kicking off that, and for some fun to get by, let’s play a game called “would you rather” if you will! Will keep it simple and appropriate and hope you can appreciate and perhaps it may ignite some lighthearted giggles or even inspirations. Will appreciate appropriate as is allowed here in your responses :) the icing on the cake is if you even give context to them.
1. Would you rather have sex in a shower or sex in a hot tub?
2. Would you rather have sex in a tent on a campsite or on a hotel balcony?
3. Would you rather never have a mobile phone again or never have sex again?
Mines:
1. Shower for sure, hot tub have personally always felt clumsy. But maybe the tubs that i had the chance with were too small. Lol
2. This is very trivial, both has its allure, the one brings out the animal spirit the other the natural hidden sexual exhibition in me. And i believe it’s the mystique that cones with both of them. But if i had to choose, then probably hotel balcony… closer to a bathroom when “nature calls”. Not talking abt no1 … lol
What a coincidence, I'm actually trying to improve my storytelling skills. I'd be happy to share what I signed up for and how that's going. I also agree that storytelling is the easiest way to grab attention and be interesting. Just watch Jamie Fox tell stories with his voice, sound effects, hands, it's captivating!
For me, could be as easy as being interested in me and asking question is quite nice. Conversation doesn't have to be focused on me, but a 1 way conversation about just talking about themselves gets boring really fast for anyone.
Genuine laughs and openess to share life experience is also a huge plus in my books!
What hobbies do you find most attractive in men or women?
For me it has to be something related to self improvement. Sports like yoga or pilates not only does it help improve their body, but shows that they can commit and dedicate at a craft and get good at it.
Reading books, any books, scuba diving, signing up for online courses to further their own skill and career, etc...
I am only a basic fan of 40K, and I blame Trump! Last election someone made a meme of his head on the God-Emperor's body. I had no idea what it was so I looked it up. After a bit of searching I came across the "If the emperor had a text to speech device"... it was weird and made no sense... but I figured it was funny in a geeky way.. so I started to learn more about the 40K universe. I have little (to no) interest in the game (ie table game) but I have read two books : Invocations (found in HK library... but found it too gory and grim-dark) and The Lion : Son of the Forest. I also like to watch the "cut scenes" from the games on YT. Looking forward to reading more books when I find the time... and really waiting for the Henry Cavill movies(?) to come out! I hope it's good!
So I've been travelling the past few months and was thinking why some cities / countries it's easy to find good local food and why it's harder in others.
So one observation I made was the price difference between buying groceries and eating out. Loosely speaking in HK the difference is smaller (or locals will eat out more often) whist in Amsterdam the difference is much greater (so people tend to eat in more often)
I also went to an Eastern European country and the best meal I had wasn't even the local cuisine, but a burger place on one night and a kebab place on the second.
I rarely use Google maps restaurant reviews in hk, but found it super useful when I've been travelling.
「根據英國《每日郵報》報道，荷蘭萊頓大學醫學中心（Leiden University Medical Centre）研究指出，精液除了可能有好的激素和蛋白質可以提升免疫力，也能讓懷孕者防止流產，或預防再次流產。研究顯示，經常給男性伴侶口交的女性，再次流產的機率相對較低，對照234名女性的懷孕經驗及性生活習慣做出歸納整理，並且分為流產組及非流產組，其中73％沒有流產過的女性，時常出現口交、吞精的行為；而流產過的女性，只有57％願意經常口交。
For translation, I recommend using the Google Translate extension on Chrome. Much better than what I was doing before.
Just try your best at understanding what people are talking about and add something to the conversations on the chat. Try your best to be meaninful (not always easy). The Chairman and others will notice if you're making a large amount of useless comments just for the coins
Other than that, do lots of reading so you can fully understand what the club is about, and best of luck to you
But I really don't think you should worry too much a ...
Oh yeah I genuinely wasn't worried about the language barrier at all. I love speaking to people from all different places and cultures and I'm very used to dealing with a language barrier. Plus I knew that everyone would be very welcoming and friendly. I meant more it's reassuring that it won't be a big inconvenience to other people that I don't speak much Cantonese. After all, I don't want to disturb at all! But yes I'm looking forward to showing off my very limited Cantonese
MANY years ago I switched from Windows to Mac as Pages was WAY better than Word and I needed something easy to use to make documents more easily as I needed to use a lot of graphics.
BUT A few years back Mac upgraded Pages and a lot of my older files and templates could not be used, since then I have been a bit worried about updating my Comptuers.
NOW it is come to the point where the computer works fine, but I cannot upgrade the Operating System or browsers.
SO I am undecided... should I continue and buy Apple again? Or switch back to Windows computer?
Any thoughts?
An abbreviated version of the Latin phrase "Latens Curtis", which means "concealed court"It has dual implications:
1. The fun and pleasure, the connection and adventure of this community very much stays in a concealed court
2. The heart of a man is a concealed court, wherein his secret is safely sealed
I imagine a concealed court is filled with darkness, mystery, and fantasies
As I step into the concealed court of SnB, I invite everyone therein to step into the concealed court in my heart
Merlin replied at 29-5-2024 11:39
Oh wow a blowjob competition sounds pretty good to me haha. Have you ever been one of the judges f ...
I've never been to the blow job competition, but I have atteneded/been a judge for the hand job competition. And it's a similar set up (though I won't explain more, it's good to have some things to wonder about/look forward to).
But I can say that one of the ladies (not sure which one, as the guys are blindfolded) was realllly good - had to use a lot of concentration so things wouldn't end prematurely
Oh and the rights of users’ account is quite carefully designed by chairman thus it may spend us some time to understand how to communication here.. haha, say if you click “support” to a post, the counter part wouldn't know at all ; the "report" button means something else...
So if you need to pass any message to anyone, just reply to their comment then they will have notifications.
Good morning everyone, Good morning Kate
哈哈，剩係睇你嘅文字，已經感受到妳嘅溫度。
唔怪之得，常言道：烈火鍛成百煉鋼。我都怕俾妳燒着咗xddddd
正經嘅外表，但內藏狂野嘅心，睇到呢句已經令人有無限嘅幻想空間，嘻嘻。
所以我去咗睇妳嘅動後，哈哈。發現妳除咗文筆好之外，團體運動都好厲害Xddd
我都未試過多人，有機會都真係想試下，嘻嘻。
Btw妳係唔係都有睇開書？
Pinnacle replied at 20-1-2024 00:32
Hey all, hope all enjoying your start of the weekend! To kicking off that, and for some fun to get b ...
I think having sex in hottub is too hot and make my heart beat faster, it is hatrd to go for a longer sex hahaa, i prefer not in hottub, but AV > i like watching the theme for hotspring
it is too many cameria now. i prefer privatecy , acturally it is play safe with your partner as well. even you are not recodring, your cameria could auto record without your notice. sadly
Maya replied at 16-10-2024 17:04
Hi swordfish, This is Maya, that was nice for u to show us some cultural differences. You know you ...
Hi Maya,
I can speak Cantonese converationally. If I watch a canto movie I can understand most of it (like an action movie), but I cannot read or write.
I always say " I will learn later" but I never get around to it as too busy. So for the forum I have to rely on Google Translate!
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前提係，各J大不同，所以讓別人高潮，真係不容易的事，人夾人，J夾穴，所以要靠體位去完成！
喺我自己的指法／說法是(男方面向女方的位置)：
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但我都試過，有些女士較深，要過咗子宮頸後位置才能噴射![\"\"](\"static/image/smiley/Onion/33.gif\")
，一邊喊一邊行返屋企。行行下見到前面有檔賣煎炸野的，喊到有啲餓就行埋去想買小小野食，小朋友無咩錢，見到剛剛炸起既鯪魚肉，忍唔住就用晒啲錢買黎食
，其實都系買得五粒，不過食完之後即時開心返晒
，跟著跳吓跳噏吓跳返屋企
。就系咁，之後每之好辛苦做完工課呀，或者唔開心呀都會食下好野氹下自己，結果當然系變左肥仔啦。系成長過程中，有段時間參加地區運動團體，長期做運動終於變返瘦
，但出來做野後又打回原形。無辦法啦，系時候KEEP返下啦
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，想食剛剛炸起既，都系睇運氣。其實可能系因為細個時喊餓左，突然食到咁貴既鯪魚肉，所以特別好味
，可能呢啲先叫回憶裡的味道吧!
，成日去佢地屋企黐餐
，當時佢地老奶奶都仲在生，上海人總是著得體面，入廚房都要整潔得體。佢哥手紅燒獅子頭真系無得頂，先講肉丸，軟滑中有咬口，仲有小小彈性，食得出純手工同埋有新鮮肉香。醬汁鹹甜度剛剛好，可以感到細緻平均
。最重要我問佢用咩秘方，佢話鹽糖豉油
!我問你吹帳未。
!
。所以如果大家有時間，多啲同現在最想見既人多啲見下，那怕有一日見唔到，但系那份情感會一直留在骨髓中。都好耐無見佢地啦
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我心目中對活動既想像畫面全部係男女/女女/多人混搭（就算旁觀都會係幾特別既）
。之後擁吻互抱，若無其事返返出去!
恭喜恭喜 
再指target 右邊果個人
(大佬嘅語氣keke) 都係要靠大家自己主動去邀請女士/男士，有consent，先會有親密接觸嘅機會架～如果係第一次見/未入過房嘅對手，係房外都唔適宜係人地未同意之前，做啲太過火嘅行為/接觸呢～
咁除左國王遊戲，仲有咩野係想入會嘗試架？
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